when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
making plans with friends like
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
my spirit is crushed
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!